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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7336 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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