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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6696 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 564 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
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