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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5993 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7671 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
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