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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5375 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3334 |
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