Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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