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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2799 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
So, like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz, like, there’s this legend that if you find the secret diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And, like, one time, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with a carrot on a stick. And, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance party that happens every Friday night at the pixelated disco club. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
