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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 679 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 2963 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got dragons flying around, like, all over the place. and, get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you diamonds instead of blowing up. it’s like a dream come true, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with treasure? yeah, it’s totally real. you just gotta find the magic portal hidden in the forest and boom, you’re rich, baby.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a giant statue of a chicken, it will come to life and protect you from all the mobs. i mean, who wouldn’t want a giant chicken bodyguard, right?
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it.
