CraftyHongKongers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Void Gems Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	219	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnam

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Potions Brewed:	137
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	169	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ores Mined:	8310

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Chicago-inspired, Community, community project, Dimensions, Discord, Drool, elemental control, Exploring, Flight, Goats, GoatZone, Included, laser vision, learning, Modded, Modern city, Mods, new things, Players, Powers, rule, Server, smp, special powers, Super, super speed, super strength, Unique abilities, Whitelist

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

/Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Buildings Constructed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

all over bros, Bitcoin, bros, Craig Wright, cryptocurrency, Deception, Digital Currency, EXPOSED, Fake, fraud, fun while it lasted, hoax, identity revealed, Impostor, internet drama, jig, Minecraft, online controversy, scam, smp, the jig is up, truth revealed, Uncovered, unmasked

Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoCoolMomAllowed

alcohol, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, consequences, cool mom, court petition, custody agreement, discipline, discipline strategies, ex-spouse, family dynamics, homecoming dance, Honesty, NoCoolMomAllowed, parenting, step-parenting, teenage rebellion, Trust, Weed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

blocktopia, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Invisible Wheelchair Land

acceptance, accessibility, advocacy, Awareness, Challenges, compassion, Disabilities, education, Empathy, inclusion, INVISIBLE, invisible disability, Invisible illness, Land, mental disability, mental health, Perception, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding, wheelchair

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	4762	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Microbe Mix-Up Server

Accurate, atrial fibrillation, common, coronavirus, disease markers, disease prediction, gut health, gut microbial markers, Health research, liver cirrhosis, markers, Medical research, Microbe, microbial composition, Microbiome, mixup, multiple diseases, personalized medicine, personalized treatment, predictive analytics, research, Server, significant changes

join our epic minecraft server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life, bruh. we got gut microbial markers that will blow your mind, like seriously, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

we’ve got diseases like liver cirrhosis and coronavirus running rampant in our virtual world, but don’t worry, we also have personalized treatments to save the day. atrial fibrillation? pshh, we got that covered too.

come join us and watch as your microbial composition changes before your very eyes. it’s like a science experiment, but way more fun. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #microbialmayhem #gutbacteriaforlife

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2406	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3812	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	9986	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3