Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you wanna join cuz we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not even kidding, bro.
our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with your bare hands. it’s like a never-ending party where the blocks are made of candy and the trees are made of cotton candy.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most epic adventures ever, you gotta join our server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
