CraftyHalalCafe | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Paradise Network

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nikashi SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Community, creative builder, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, friendly community, game modes, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nikashi SMP, pocket edition, Server, Survival

Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

Active, application, BLOCK, Community, Content Creation, Discord, Dynmap, Gaming, hermitcraft, Job, Launch, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, NovaCraft, pretending, real, Revival, Roleplaying, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

NovaCraft: Revival S1

Server Version	1.21.1
Features	Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
Launch Status	Awaiting big launch with original and new members
Rules	Available in Discord server
Discord Username	_schlime
Application Process	Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
Server IP	dogpound.modded.fun
Whitelist	Players must be accepted before joining

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

2. What version is the server running on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

3. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

Brazil, Brazilian culture, Brazilian customs, Brazilian economy, Brazilian education, Brazilian food, Brazilian geography, Brazilian government, Brazilian history, Brazilian language, Brazilian lifestyle, brazilian music, Brazilian people, Brazilian society, Brazilian sports, Brazilian traditions, Crafty, globetrotter, International, Minecraft, Server, south america, tourism, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4559
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

90s design, Aesthetic, appliance design, Appliances, classic-style, durable design, from, FUNCTIONALITY, Home Appliances, iconic design, innovation, japanese, japanese appliances, Japanese culture, Kitchen Appliances, Minecraft, modern technology, Nostalgia, retro design, silhouette recognition, smp, Technology, Theyre, timeless design, traditional design, vintage style

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1524	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

abandonment, Abuse, anger problems, anxiety, family, Father, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, HalfSisEdu, healing, high school, Insecurity, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mother, narcissism, no contact, pushback, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

ASKED, Boundaries, Communication, Delivery, Etiquette, family, health concerns, Labor, long distance relationships, Messaging, Motherhood, personal space, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, questions, relationships, Respect, self-care, stress, Support, Updates, UterusCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RedditHorrorStories SMP

chilling, creepy, creepy encounters, Disturbing, Frightening, ghost stories, Horror, internet, Mysterious, Online Community, Paranormal, real life horror, reddit, reddit users, reddithorrorstories, Scary, smp, spooky, Terrifying, true stories, unexplained, unsettling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	224
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Acai Looks Like Noob

Acai, Amazon, Antioxidant, berry, Boost, Bowl, DELICIOUS, ENERGY, Exotic, healthy, immune system, long tail tag, noob, Nutritious, organic, pronunciation, smoothie, Superfood, syllables, Tropical, vitamin-rich, weight loss

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	3724	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

marine life, ocean predators, sea creatures, Sea Urchins, Server, Shark attacks, Shark Awareness., shark behavior, Shark Biology, shark conservation, Shark Ecology, Shark Feeding Habits, Shark Hunting, shark populations, shark protection, shark research, shark species, Shark Videos, Sharks, underwater footage, Urchins, Wild, wildlife

Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4262	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

active community, Afk, awesome builds, Battles, Build Competitions, Community, compete, Diamond Economy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, GEMSTONES, LuckyGem, Mature, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, player-built, responsive staff, Server Information, Shiny, smp, stall, trusted community, Uhc, vision, Voicechat, WEEKLY, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn

Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP?	To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server?	We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
Can I donate to the server?	We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
How can I get involved in server events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Asian art, Asian cuisine, Asian culture, Asian history, Asian traditions, China, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Crafty, east asia, Minecraft, Panda, Server, Zhongguo

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Farms Harvested:	835	Crops Grown:	1774
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9814	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10