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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5498 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 994140 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9741 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join us and become part of the legendary oldfags gang, where we roam the virtual lands causing mayhem and chaos wherever we go. Our server is filled with insane custom plugins that will have you questioning reality, like the ability to ride pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes or turning sheep into explosive TNT sheep that rain down destruction on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! We have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s time to embrace the chaos and become a true oldfag legend!
