CraftyGoogleCEO | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	316542	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Items Found:	2877
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Towns Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6890	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	6752
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	2081
Votes:	3898	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
New Chunks Explored:	854022	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2283
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Items Found:	3124	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

Players:	94/600	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6