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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8317 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8441 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).
So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!