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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8868 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4550 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).
So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!