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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7158 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).
So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!