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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2200 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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