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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3449 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!