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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1437 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 9317 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
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