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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 501 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 126 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
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