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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2329 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
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