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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2242 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 61 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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