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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6768 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 956 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
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