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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7976 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 9045 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 347 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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