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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2670 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!