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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2249 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!