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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 201 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
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