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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2498 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 138 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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