so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gotta know dat your sex is hardware and your gender is software, like whaaaat? we got unicorns riding pigs, and chickens that lay diamond eggs, like, how crazy is dat? plus, we got a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ, they really know how to drop the beat, yo. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like, who wouldn’t want dat? so come join us and let’s get weird together, cuz on dis server, anything goes, man.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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