so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gotta know dat your sex is hardware and your gender is software, like whaaaat? we got unicorns riding pigs, and chickens that lay diamond eggs, like, how crazy is dat? plus, we got a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ, they really know how to drop the beat, yo. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like, who wouldn’t want dat? so come join us and let’s get weird together, cuz on dis server, anything goes, man.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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