so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gotta know dat your sex is hardware and your gender is software, like whaaaat? we got unicorns riding pigs, and chickens that lay diamond eggs, like, how crazy is dat? plus, we got a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ, they really know how to drop the beat, yo. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like, who wouldn’t want dat? so come join us and let’s get weird together, cuz on dis server, anything goes, man.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dimension Hops: 2
Endless Night Skies: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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