so like, this server is like the french elections but in minecraft, except instead of boring politicians we have epic gamers fighting for power! the left side is gonna win cuz they have the most diamonds and enchanted gear, macron’s coalition is like the noobs trying to catch up but failing, and the far right is just a bunch of creepers blowing stuff up. join now to be part of the chaos and see who will rule the land of blocks! also, we have free cake every friday cuz why not, right? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Buildings Constructed: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Herobrine Sightings: 10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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