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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 243 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9189 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6595 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of afghan women, like, all meet up in albania, just to, like, stick it to the taliban, man. they’re all, like, “we ain’t gonna take this crap anymore, we’re gonna show those taliban dudes what’s up!” and they, like, start this whole, like, rebellion thing, but, like, peacefully, you know? they’re just, like, chilling in albania, playing minecraft together, building, like, the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. and, like, they’re all, like, “hey, you should totally join our server, it’s lit af and we’re all about that girl power, man!” so, like, if you wanna be part of this epic rebellion against the taliban, but, like, in a totally chill and minecraft-y way, then you should totally join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it, bro. come join us and let’s show those taliban dudes who’s boss!
