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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3584 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 6691 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant toilets and upside-down castles here, folks).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly Endermen, a skydiving competition with pigs wearing jetpacks, and a treasure hunt for the legendary golden potato (trust us, it’s worth it).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Remember, diamonds are so last season – it’s all about the bacon now.