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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5713 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8600 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant toilets and upside-down castles here, folks).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly Endermen, a skydiving competition with pigs wearing jetpacks, and a treasure hunt for the legendary golden potato (trust us, it’s worth it).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Remember, diamonds are so last season – it’s all about the bacon now.