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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3253 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 163 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant toilets and upside-down castles here, folks).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly Endermen, a skydiving competition with pigs wearing jetpacks, and a treasure hunt for the legendary golden potato (trust us, it’s worth it).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Remember, diamonds are so last season – it’s all about the bacon now.