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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7611 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7216 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant toilets and upside-down castles here, folks).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly Endermen, a skydiving competition with pigs wearing jetpacks, and a treasure hunt for the legendary golden potato (trust us, it’s worth it).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Remember, diamonds are so last season – it’s all about the bacon now.