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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3534 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1223 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant toilets and upside-down castles here, folks).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly Endermen, a skydiving competition with pigs wearing jetpacks, and a treasure hunt for the legendary golden potato (trust us, it’s worth it).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Remember, diamonds are so last season – it’s all about the bacon now.