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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7973 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.
– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.
– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.
– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!