CraftyFails: WorstBuy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1463
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mines Excavated:	2633
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Votes:	9116
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Animals Bred:	197	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6336
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	454	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1917
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	9830	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Votes:	6097
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com