CraftyFails: WorstBuy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Animals Bred:	147	Reality Warps Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Votes:	9914	Enchantments Applied:	193
Crops Grown:	9946	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	5127	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Votes:	8301
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Emeralds Found:	6333
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Emeralds Found:	2410
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Farms Harvested:	926
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	468
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	4440
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Void Gems Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz