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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything can happen! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic fails, hilarious mishaps, and ridiculous pranks.

Forget about building beautiful structures and peaceful survival, on our server, the goal is to create the most epic work fuckup possible! Whether you accidentally set your entire base on fire or unleash a horde of angry zombies on your friends, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Biggest Work Fuckup” competition, where players compete to see who can mess up the most spectacularly. The winner receives a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of epic fails in the Minecraft world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9253
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Emeralds Found:	4749	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	261	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9542
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	9204
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!