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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9128 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 88 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!