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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5534 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3482 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.
