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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3706 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 160 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7930 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9676 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.
