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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5682 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 8462 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.