๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2329 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.
