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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8172 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.