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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8055 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2676 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 382 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.