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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9266 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 4908 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Our server is like a virtual United Nations, where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and laugh at the absurd stories we tell about each other’s countries. Did you know that in Australia, everyone rides kangaroos to work and wrestles crocodiles for fun? Or that in Japan, sushi grows on trees and Godzilla is the mayor of Tokyo?
Join us for a wild ride of cultural stereotypes, outlandish myths, and good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about geography (but probably not). So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the most hilariously inaccurate Minecraft server on the internet!