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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5500 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Are you tired of hearing ridiculous “facts” about your country from clueless foreigners? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only “facts” you’ll hear are the ones we make up for fun!
Our server is like a virtual United Nations, where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and laugh at the absurd stories we tell about each other’s countries. Did you know that in Australia, everyone rides kangaroos to work and wrestles crocodiles for fun? Or that in Japan, sushi grows on trees and Godzilla is the mayor of Tokyo?
Join us for a wild ride of cultural stereotypes, outlandish myths, and good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about geography (but probably not). So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the most hilariously inaccurate Minecraft server on the internet!
